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Today's question:

Dear Alli,

I'm a guy, so I hope you can help me, because you know how girls minds work and stuff. My girlfriend Jenny is awesome, I mean, I totally love her and stuff, but lately she's just been, I don't know, like, not around and stuff. I'm afraid she might be cheating on me, and I don't want to have you, you know, beat the shit out of some guy and stuff.

What can I do?

-Mark

Dear Mark,

Of course I can help, silly! That's what I'm here for lol lol!!! You need to sit Jenny down and talk to her. Don't accuse her, don't get all up in her grill or she'll totally get defensive and you'll be worse off than when you started. Like, this one time here at ASU, I was dating this guy Derek, and my grandmother, like, died. So I was busy doing family things and he got all jealous and I had to be all "Step off!" lol

So yeah, totally don't be all on her. Just ask what's up, and she'll totally come around. Good luck!
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